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Chuck
Mooney - why did you not bring the
Legendary Pink Snakeskin River Hat?
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Brad
Escoe - The Clown Prince - Broke his finger playing Tarzan
& challenging Bulla for the most PO’s (pass outs)
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John
Denton - his LIVE On River play-by-play report to Brian
Estridge on ESPN is a classic Fandango moment!
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Jess
Williams – mastering the pick up line “can
I buy you ladies a shot?” & his outstanding zone blocking
techniques at Bavarian Inn
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Mike
Sullivan – Standing all up in your boat, looking
more like Linebacker than Lineman.
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Scott
Harris – How come no one caught you on camera???
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Rocky
& Philip - earned lifetime exemptions to the Fandango
& Tailgate for their outstanding contributions to the password
protected part of our site with photography and Mardi Gras beads
- Need waterproof sign for next year
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Ron
Nickelson - He now holds the Fandango record for most pickup
line attempts in a single afternoon. (And the most pre-Fandango
invitations) …… YaaaHHOOooooo!
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Patrick
Baldwin – The irresistible – the MILF, cheetah
bikini biker girl, and the gay guy at Starbucks in Waco!
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Stacy
Jones, D.C. – our resident medical expert for giving
On River chiropractic exams...and Gluteal massage
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Ricky
Stone - for chop blocking Nickelson while he was talking
to sweet little Stephanie with the Starsky & Hutch movie line,
“Look Honey, that is a BAD, BAD man.”
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Clint
Stephenson – Please bring more moonshine next year
– but in a unbreakable bottle
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Rudy
Olivera – Came all the way from Germany to Float
the Fandango
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Mike
Bulla – nothing else needs to be said – we
all witnessed it……..
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Haley
Marsh and the wives club – thank you for putting
up with us!
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Vine
Reynolds - who was the cuddle buddy?
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Clifford
Bronson – 1st person EVER to POP his tube! Swears
he snagged it on a rock - Yeah OK...
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Scott
Smith - "Comment removed on advice of our attorneys"
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Brett
Alexander – You greased up like you were swimming
the English Channel
Leon
Clay – Errand 20 yard pass of a Bud Light almost
knocks out a female floater
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Joel
Cromer – floats into some former students at San
Saba High School – were they legal or barely legal?
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Greg
Moore – 1st round draft choice for Sully's golf foursome
next year
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Bobby
Davis - hope we did not scare away the family
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Don
Denton – “Can I tell you who I am? Award"
for dealing with the lady at the Guadalupe Outpost.
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John
Dull – Did you really teach Mindy to swim when she
was 5 years old?
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Mike
Moulton - you are in charge of bring more guys from your
class next year!
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Mike
McKelvian - For spotting the Jess Williams "didn't
get a scholarship mullet twin" from a parallel universe
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Phil
Lang - 1st person to go the whole weekend without drinking,
darn that court order....
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John
Marsh - You are Mufasa - King of the Jungle.