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River Cam

Up for Fandango Casino - 01/06?
Up for a Fandango Style weekend in Shreveport?
Our East Texas boys have that town wired. Imagine the fun we could have
in a town where the bars serve till 6AM. Reply w/ interest.

2005 SCOTT
THOMA DRINKIN’ & RIPPIN’ GOLF OUTING - SATURDAY, AUGUST
13TH
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Click on Tail Gate Party to see
Photos from the Mountain West Championship Season!
To All Floating Frogs!
I can’t wipe the
smile off my face. I must have looked at the photo album 20 times –
Forward us any photos not yet posted.
Fandango started on Thursday
night at Gruene Hall with rock-a-billy from Jesse Dayton, and did not
stop rocking until Sunday. Next, Fandango participants ripped up links
at Landa Park, then hit 19th hole at the “The Hoity Toity.”
Later that evening, we
took over the River Road Icehouse and jammed to a local Reggie Rock band
named 11 Finger Charlie. Man, could these guy jam! I even heard one Rastafarian
ask Clifford if he wanted some Ganja!
A few made it to Cowboy’s
in San Antonio and stayed until after the liquor stores closed, so those
of you who enjoyed the margarita shots from the bug sprayers, appreciate
the lengths and creativity it took to get 2 bottles of tequila at 3AM….
Saturday it was time to
Fandango. The pictures tell a thousand words. Over 100 tubers enjoyed
a warm day, great company, and cold refreshments. Near the end, a rain
shower cooled us off, then blessed us with a rainbow.
Quote of the Trip - “Hey,
Is that poison ivy?” – Several stumbled upon the dreaded plant
on our hike to get to the water.
It’s amazing how
quickly you make friends on the river with a bug sprayer. A cute girl
will not swim across the river to ask for a drink from a beer can. But,
she will be swept into the swirling VORTEX that is Fandango after tasting
the bug juice !!!
As usual, Big John and
his crew of understudies did an outstanding job at the BBQ. That delicious
scent allowed us to invite many new friends from the river up the hill
to the BBQ. Stopping for Half-Time on the float to feast on BBQ and refill
our coolers was one of the greatest enhancements to Fandango this year….
The evening was capped
off listening to Larry Joe Taylor at the River Road Icehouse. His unique
brand of Coastal music fit right in with our free spirited evening. Heck,
any band that brings out a tuba for the final set has to be special.
Personally, I was sad
to see the sun rise on Sunday. As always, we all met over at El Nopalito
for a Mexican breakfast and to recap the days and evenings events, well
actually trying to remember what the heck we all did.
Several of us were not
quite ready to give up and go back to reality, so we rushed back to Bubba’s
Big Deck & Biker Bar to play a little pool, readjust our blood alcohol
level, and enjoy the river.
Bubba’s is truly
a special place that everyone should experience. I was grinning because
it reminds me of the mutant cantina bar on Star Wars! Wow, that place
has the best view on the river, some very unusual sights, wild happenings,
and the coolest inhabitants you can imagine! Also, there is no doubt;
Bubba’s has the best jukebox I’ve ever heard. Next time you’re
in town, you must stop in for a beer at Bubba's.
In closing, I would like
to thank everyone who attended and helped put on the most legendary Fandango
yet.
I would like to thank
Amigo Mel Polk for another outstanding float trip - (Amigo
Mel's & River
Road Ice House). It is great doing business with such professionals
and great guys. Again, thank you so much for making this Fandango the
best yet.
Our great event had one
thing missing, our friend Greg
Patty. Greg's magnetic personality and relentless pursuit fun and
adventure is something I will never forget and will continue to be inspired
by.
We were able to donate
$130 to Greg’s daughter Emmah’s scholarship fund. Greg, we
all miss you and thank you for elevating this event with your energy and
spirit.
Sully
| Mark
your Calendar for Next Year
When:
Friday & Saturday, July 28-29 2006
Where: Guadalupe Outpost
(830) 625-7772
Float Time: 11:00 am Saturday
Cost: $15 / person for toob,
shuttle, BBQ Fiesta. Donations appreciated.
(Extreme
4 Day Fandango) SEE EVENT
CALENDAR |
Sully
& Terrible Ted Nugent

Guess
Who's Invited |
For more information contact your Fanatical Fandango
Tour guides!

Call Outs!
and Shout Outs!
-
Chuck
Mooney - why did you not bring the
Legendary Pink Snakeskin River Hat?
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Brad
Escoe - The Clown Prince - Broke his finger playing Tarzan
& challenging Bulla for the most PO’s (pass outs)
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John
Denton - his LIVE On River play-by-play report to Brian Estridge
on ESPN is a classic Fandango moment!
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Jess
Williams – mastering the pick up line “can I
buy you ladies a shot?” & his outstanding zone blocking
techniques at Bavarian Inn
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Mike
Sullivan – Standing all up in your boat, looking more
like Linebacker than Lineman.
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Scott
Harris – How come no one caught you on camera???
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Rocky
& Philip - earned lifetime exemptions to the Fandango
& Tailgate for their outstanding contributions to the password
protected part of our site with photography and Mardi Gras beads -
Need waterproof sign for next year
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Ron
Nickelson - He now holds the Fandango record for most pickup
line attempts in a single afternoon. (And the most pre-Fandango invitations)
…… YaaaHHOOooooo!
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Patrick
Baldwin – The irresistible – the MILF, cheetah
bikini biker girl, and the gay guy at Starbucks in Waco!
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Stacy
Jones, D.C. – our resident medical expert for giving
On River chiropractic exams...and Gluteal massage
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Ricky
Stone - for chop blocking Nickelson while he was talking
to sweet little Stephanie with the Starsky & Hutch movie line,
“Look Honey, that is a BAD, BAD man.”
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Clint
Stephenson – Please bring more moonshine next year
– but in a unbreakable bottle
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Rudy
Olivera – Came all the way from Germany to Float the
Fandango
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Mike
Bulla – nothing else needs to be said – we all
witnessed it……..
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Haley
Marsh and the wives club – thank you for putting up
with us!
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Vine
Reynolds - who was the cuddle buddy?
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Clifford
Bronson – 1st person EVER to POP his tube! Swears he
snagged it on a rock - Yeah OK...
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Scott
Smith - "Comment removed on advice of our attorneys"
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Brett
Alexander – You greased up like you were swimming the
English Channel
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Leon
Clay – Errand 20 yard pass of a Bud Light almost knocks
out a female floater
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Joel
Cromer – floats into some former students at San Saba
High School – were they legal or barely legal?
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Greg
Moore – 1st round draft choice for Sully's golf foursome
next year
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Bobby
Davis - hope we did not scare away the family
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Don
Denton – “Can I tell you who I am? Award"
for dealing with the lady at the Guadalupe Outpost.
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John
Dull – Did you really teach Mindy to swim when she
was 5 years old?
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Mike
Moulton - you are in charge of bring more guys from your
class next year!
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Mike
McKelvian - For spotting the Jess Williams "didn't get
a scholarship mullet twin" from a parallel universe
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Phil
Lang - 1st person to go the whole weekend without drinking,
darn that court order....
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John
Marsh - You are Mufasa - King of the Jungle.
Wisdom for
next year’s Fandango
- Rivershoes or Sandals
are a MUST, River Hat, Sunglasses with a strap
- 2 Waterproof disposable
Cameras per person – developed to CD disk and emailed to website
- 1 Bug Sprayer per
4 floaters
- Jello shots in the
boat - someone volunteer to pack a cooler full
- 2 Case Red Bull &
2 bottles of Vodka = 2 gallon bug sprayer
- 2 Liters Margarita
Mix & 2 bottles of Tequila = 2 gallon bug sprayer
- Mardi Gras Beads
– the more the better
- Waterproof sign to
assist with the Mardi Gras beads
- Zoom lens for waterproof
cameras
- Cigarettes and lighters
in a waterproof container
- Squirt guns, Football
or Splash Balls
- Rope or Bungee cords to tie toobs
together or secure coolers
- Hire an event photographer?
For when we have too much moonshine and do not remember to take photos
- Waterproof Stereo,
Waterproof digital camera
- Vaseline –
apply underarms to prevent tube rash from paddling too much, or …...?
- Sunscreen –
do not forget to apply to your knees and tops of thighs
- Do not take anything
in the River you are not prepared to lose....
Notable No-Shows
- Jeff Daily
– why did you not let your freak flag fly?
- Brian Estridge
– you are the radio star – you don’t control your
schedule?
- TCU Soccer
Girls & Swimmers? we really, really missed you!
- Doug?
Where was Doug? Brad did you delete her invitation?
- Jody Morse,
Boyd Milby, Jordy, Stinchcomb, Bettancourt, Tommany?
- And where on EARTH
is HOPPY?????
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